What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:30
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : Sure.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Should transgender Ideology be renamed "Gender Revisionism/Biological Denialism"?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Me : I don't drink
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Why are daughters mean to their mothers?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : I'm 24.
Me : Because it's month of August.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : Tea ?
What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : No
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Do you regret being married to your current wife?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : Thank you.